TOP FIVE REASONS WHY WE SHOULD JUST KEEP OUR BIG MOUTHS SHUT:
* I’m saying “we” when I really mean “I”… geez!
5. It’s the best way to avoid putting people to sleep out of sheer boredom. (Sorry folks!)
4. It prevents us from saying stupid things that might alienate others, or worse, expose best-kept secrets.
3. It puts a stop to all negative comments that hurt others, friends and foes alike.
2. It gives us more time to think… or do more important things. Talking about nonsensical stuff just wastes precious time.
1. It saves saliva. (That’s right, I saved the best for last. Hahaha)
So friends (and foes), here’s the challenge: if you hear me spouting baloney (mmm!), send me a copy of my own list.
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